Calico and Straw
WE SELL THESE CLOTH DUMMIES WE'VE LEGALLY ADOPTED
THAT WAS A RAGDOLL A MOMENT AGO BUT NOW IT'S TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS!
HA! WHAT EVEN IS THAT?
JUST WITNESS THE DOCUMENT TO MAKE IT OFFICIAL
...BUT I DO KNOW MONSTERS LOVE TECHNICAL PRINCESSES!
SO IF YOU'RE TRAWLING FOR SEA SERPENTS, TRYING TO WRIGGLE OUT OF A SACRIFICE OR JUST KEEPING YOUR ABOMINATION HAPPY...
NOOOO! THEY DIED WITHOUT ANY NON- TECHNICAL HEIRS!
I DON'T KNOW!
QUEEN
HALF-CHEWED-DUMMY RULES WELL, ALL THINGS CONSIDERED
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- there were lots of contenders for the throne but she was the least chewed