yodelling
OH LORD, WHY DO YOU LET BAD PEOPLE HAVE GOOD SEX?
FOR FEAR
IT WOULD TURN YOU EVIL
YOU ALL SAY THAT- "000-I CAN HANDLE THE SEX, LORD!"
NOT
ME, LORD!
YOU THINK YOU'RE GETTING GREAT SEX WITH YOUR CUDDLES
AND CUPS OF TEA?
AND WHY CAN'T THEY HAVE IT WITH ME?
THAT'S WHAT I WANT, LORD! REALLY GREAT SEX!
THAT'S ABSURD
WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT. FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
Show as BUT IT ALWAYS TURNS OUT THE SAME- HORNED HELMETS WITHIN SIX MONTHS
BUT THE CUDDLES! THE CUPS OF TEA!
YOU HAVE NO IDEA JUST HOW GOOD THE GOOD STUFF IS
IT'S REALLY NOT THAT DIFFERENT
SCREW YOU! I'M GONNA TURN EVIL!
TOO LATE! I'M GETTING A HORNED HELMET
EH, GOD JUST SAYS SHIT
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