vein of gold
WELL, MAGICAL GOLDEN PENIS- LET'S GET TO THE WORK OF SEDUCING THE MARQUESS
YOU... SPEAK? BUT YOU WOULDN'T BUT YOU'RE KNOW THAT
A COCK!
I AM SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT
WE NEED TO TALK
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU GIVE? NOTHING!
AND HOPE AND PLAN AND DREAM
I ONLY EVER SEE YOU WHEN YOU'RE HORNY
YOU'RE FOR FUCKING!
WITHOUT ME YOU'RE JUST A
GOODBYE
DOORSTOP!
AND I'VE FOUND SOMEONE WHO APPRECIATES ALL I HAVE TO GIVE
THIS IS JUST SO CONVENIENT!
AT LAST SOMEONE GETS IT
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- Midas touched me
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- All that glitters isn’t gold. But fuck authenticity- I’m here for the glitter.