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the weeping woods

2011-07-10

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SERIOUSLY! IT'S NOT WORKING!

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YOU'RE LIKE THREE HUNDRED TIMES THE SIZE OF A BABY. AAAAAAAAAAHÜÜHI-PRAH-XAXHIU

YOU CAN STOP CRYING- YOU'RE JUST MAKING YOURSELF LOOK BAD!

BUT... I CAN'T BE THE SIZE OF A HUMAN BABY. THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS

OOO! WAIT!

CLEARLY YOU'RE A MONSTER IN DISGUISE

OH MY GOD! SOMEONE'S ABANDONED A PILE OF 300 BABIES!

AAAAAAAAAHH-MAAAAH

WE HAVE TO HELP!

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Weeping maples, weeping willows, a few onions
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We won the 'beautiful baby' contest when my giant child ate the other entrants