queen of spring
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YOU SEEK TO WAKE THE QUEEN OF SPRING WITH YOUR LOVE?
P
TREAD CAREFULLY, IMPETUOUS BOY!
HER LAIR IS STREWN WITH THE BONES OF THOSE WHO FAILED!
SHE'S A BEAR, ISN'T SHE?
YOU'RE SENDING KIDS TO FUCK A SLEEPING BEAR AND GET EATEN
OOH! IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T WANT WINTER TO END
DEAL'S OFF. THEY'RE ONTO US
WHAT?
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- ...and then the wasp emperor built a palace of jam. But that's a different story.
- Tooltip
- The queen's not a morning person. Or a person.