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"Weathercock"

2016-01-17

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WHAT'S THE SAFEWORD, MAGGOT?

UH- PINEAPPLE? FESTIVAL? CALCIUM?

WAIT,

GIVE ME A CLUAAAARGH!

WHAT'RE YOU LOOOOKING AAAAT?

EARLOBE!

EARLY BIRD!

EARL!

SIX MORE DEAD, SIR! STILL NO SAFEWORD!

WELL, KEEP WORKING THROUGH THE DICTIONARY

Alt text
Can my safeword be yodeling?
Tooltip
do you accept safewords by semaphore?