Wax loquacious

2016-01-24

IF YOU WANNA GET PUSSY, YOU BETTER LAUGH AT THE PUSSY'S JOKES

PLEASE IGNORE MY TALKING VAGINA

boooo!

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AND DON'T FEEL OBLIGED TO LAUGH AT ITS JOKES. IT HAS NO SAY IN WHO GETS PUSSY

WOULD YOU DO ME A FAVOUR AND FUCK ME? IT ONLY SHUTS UP WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING IN THERE

KNOCK KNOCK!

I SAID KNOCK KNOCK BITCHES!

HOW DO

LITTLE

YOU SLEEP?

BUTT PLUG

Alt text: a remarkably deep voice
Tooltip: No idea how it knows so many languages.