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Voop

2019-03-31

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YOU THINK YOU'RE FAST? YOU'RE NOTHING!

I'M SO QUICK THAT BEFORE YOU'VE EVEN DRAWN THAT SWORD I'LL BE LIKE 'VOOP!'

THAT'S NOT EVEN ME STABBING YOU

YOU WON'T EVEN GET BORN!

JUST A BLUR

DON'T DO THAT- I SAVED THE WORLD A FEW YEARS BACK

YOU THINK YOU'RE SOOOOO SPECIAL DON'T YOU?

IF I WASN'T BORN IT'D BE ALL APOCALYPSE-Y. SKULL SLUGS AND STUFF ALL OVER

SOMEONE ELSE WILL SAVE THE WORLD IF YOU DON'T

I'M JUMPING BACK IN TIME TO STAB YOUR GRANDFATHER

I'LL JUST BE STANDING HERE THINKING "WHO WAS I TALKING TO A SECOND AGO?"

AW

Alt text
the further back you go, the more 'o's in 'voop'
Tooltip
Some apocalypses are just loyal to one savior.