Danse Macabre

LIFE IS BRIEF BUT NOT COMPARED TO THESE PANTS

SO YOUR TOWN / FOREST / GOTHIC TOWER HAS BEEN OVERRUN BY THE UNDEAD?

THESE HANDY HINTS WILL HELP YOU ADJUST!

DON'T ASK A GHOUL HOW YOUR GRANDMA IS

COLD DEAD HANDS ARE ACTUALLY JUST ROOM TEMPERATURE. GRILL THEM FOR A MINUTE

DENIAL, ANGER, BARGAINING, DEPRESSION THEN ORGASM ARE TYPICAL STAGES OF GRIEF SEX

NOT ALL DEAD PEOPLE KNOW EACH OTHER

A 1:20 DILUTION OF HOLY WATER GIVES A PLEASANT TINGLING SENSATION

WHY NOT TAKE AN EVENING COURSE AND LEARN A DEAD LANGUAGE?

SEE-THROUGH CLOTHING IS AN APPROPRIATE GIFT FOR GHOSTS

GLASS EYEBALLS ARE AVAILABLE FROM TAXIDERMISTS AND CAN REALLY ENHANCE YOUR SEX LIFE

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NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE AN ALLEGORY

ON ACCOUNT OF THEY'RE USUALLY PRETTY SLUTTY

WHEN DATING A MUMMY YOU MAY START TO FIND BEEF JERKY EROTIC

REMEMBER-

YOU DON'T NEED TO CAST 'DISPEL EVIL' AFTER SEX

BEST NOT TO MENTION IT

YOU CAN JUST SAY YOU NEED TO BE UP EARLY