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The Virgin Cobbler

2015-03-01 · 2 pages

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THEY ARE MAGNIFICENT!

THANK YOU MILADY

AND IT'S TRUE THAT YOUR COBBLING POWERS SPRING FROM YOUR VIRGINITY?

YES MA'AM STRANGE AS IT SOUNDS

IS IT ALSO TRUE YOU COULD MAKE EVEN FINER SHOES FOR ANOTHER CLIENT?

I... SUPPOSE IT IS, MA'AM

D

VIRGIN CONUER

YOU DON'T NEED TO MAKE ANY MORE MASTERPIECES. NOT REALLY...

WELL... I GUESS

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technically, she's a cordwainer
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1000

A POTION OF VIRGINITY RESTORATION, PLEASE

YOU KNOW THIS IS JUST SUGAR WATER, RIGHT?

LIKE I KNOW COBBLING SKILL COMES FROM TALENT AND PRACTICE

HEH. RICH PEOPLE ARE LUCKY THEY WERE BORN WITH MONEY

I KNOW! THEY'D NEVER MAKE IT IN THE REAL WORLD!

POTION

SHOPP

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knock boots with your local shoemaker
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potion of virginity restoration not suitable during pregnancy