Rally 'round the white flag

GOSH! SURRENDER CAMP IS THE BEST!

AFTER WE FUCK, LET'S GET A MASSAGE BY THE POOL!

OR A WORLD-CLASS MEAL PREPARED BY EXPERT CHEFS!

PARADISE!

IS IT TRUE? ARE THE CAMPS LIKE THAT?

HYGELAC! YOU ESCAPED A CAMP LAST WEEK! WHAT'S IT LIKE?

ALL IN A TROPICAL

AND REMEMBER,

THE SOONER YOU

...THE BETTER

SURRENDER...

YOUR

ROOM!

SURRENDER TODAY!

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

SORRY SIR, CAN I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING?

THIS CAMP IS HETEROSEXUAL! I DISTINCTLY SAID 'GAY' WHILE I WAS BETRAYING MY COUNTRY

I'M SORRY SIR! OUR GAY CAMPS ARE OVERBOOKED RIGHT NOW

WE CAN PUT YOU IN A BISEXUAL CAMP UNTIL A GAY SLOT OPENS UP

FUCK YOU!

I FUCKING DE-SURRENDER YOU OBSEQUIOUS SHIT!

I'M GOING BACK TO WAR AND I'M GOING TO KILL SOME PEOPLE YOU KNOW!

AS... AS YOU WISH, SIR

DON'T BELIEVE THEM. THOSE CAMPS ARE A FUCKING NIGHTMARE