Ulric The Just
ULRIC! UUULRIC! A DEVIL BEAR HAS STOLEN MY WIFE!
THIS WILL NOT STAND!
JUSTICE IS SERVED!
I BRING YOU... THE DEVIL-BEAR'S WIFE!
ACTUALLY... I WANTED MY WIFE BACK.
YOU HAVE NO CONCEPT OF JUSTICE.
ENJOY YOUR NEW WIFE.
- Alt text
- Justice, like comedy, is only good when it happens to other people.
- Tooltip
- the double edged sword cuts both ways, but the 100-blade swordball slashes the shit out of everyone.