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A Pinecone

2010-01-17 · 2 pages

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COME HERE, APPRENTICE- I WOULD SHOW YOU A WONDER.

WOULD YOU LIKE IT?

A...

...IF YOU KISS THE XOAN AMBASSADOR.

PINECONE!

DEEPLY

ON THE MOUTH.

MORE THAN ANYTHING!

VERY WELL- IT'S YOURS.

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Desire is the cause of all suffering. But fuck it- live a little, I say.
Tooltip
Pinecones are like pineapples, but only in their pineyness.

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MMMN- YES. WELL DONE. NOW SUCK HIS COCK.

D

NO GRABBING- FOCUS.

TRULY-

YOU'VE EARNED THIS.

WHAT...

JUST HAPPENED?

SNORT

HAAAA!

MAGIC BOX. MAKES YOU WANT WHATEVER'S IN IT.

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Your air freshener smells funny.
Tooltip
pine trees tried pinecubescubes and pinespheres before deciding.