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Tidal pull

2018-04-29

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IT'S NOT LOVE! IT'S RAW EROTIC ATTRACTION

DOES IT LOOK LIKE A FACE TO YOU?

SURE, I GUESS

FROM SINCE I CAN REMEMBER, THAT'S BEEN MY ONLY DREAM

TO BE THE FIRST PERSON TO FUCK THE MOON

BIG ROUND MOUTH MOANING "OOH BABY-SMASH IT INTO MY DARK SIDE"

TOTALLY A SEX FACE

SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH THE MOON

TO BE THE FIRST MAN TO FUCK THE MOON

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it's a phase
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The full moon has just finished waxing.