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EVERY MONARCH NEEDS A TRUSTED ADVISOR
THERE
WELL EXPERTS DIFFER ON WHAT ARE SEVEN QUALIFIES BUT SEVEN IS WIDELY KINGDOMS? ACCEPTED IN GEOGRAPHIC CIRCLES
I'M THE MOST TRUSTED IN THE SEVEN KINGDOMS
THERE ARE MAP-READING SKILLS?
INDEED! A SENSE OF DIRECTION, FAMILIARITY
THERE ARE
WOULD-BE
WITH THE SYMBOLS AND A LARGE PENIS ARE USEFUL TO THE WOULD-BE MAP READER
MAP READERS?
THERE ARE GEOGRAPHIC CIRCLES?
OH YES.
THE CARTOGRAPHERS' GUILD IS ILLEGAL IN MOST STATES
YOU'RE JUST REPEATING THE LAST THING I SAY, AREN'T YOU?
BUT THEY'RE HARD TO DRIVE OUT DUE TO THEIR MAP-READING SKILLS
SHIT. I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE ASKED ABOUT THE PENIS. THAT WAS A TRAP, RIGHT?
YES. YOUR CONVERSATION COACH IS RUBBISH
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