the Sword Master
MASTER, THE CHAMPION IS AN ENORMOUS BRUTE! EACH ARM ALONE IS BIGGER THAN ME!
THEN EACH ARM ALONE IS WHERE YOU MUST SEEK VICTORY.
FIGHT HIS ARM. WIN. THEN FIGHT HIS LEG.
AH... WITH ALL RESPECT, MASTER...
I...
I...
I...
DON'T UNDERSTAND, MASTER
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WORKED!
FIGHT HIM PIECE BY PIECE 'TIL HE'S ALL DEFEATED
LOOK AT ALL THE GIRLS WHO WANNA SCREW ME!
THAT'S KINDA NUTS
I'M GONNA FUCK 'EM ALL AT ONCE!
SLAP!
SLAP!
- Alt text
- less a parable, more a stream of gibberish
- Tooltip
- He's also a bit of a slapmaster