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The Kindly Hunter

2011-08-07

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PLEASE, SIR! I AM BUT A DEER, BUT SPARE MY LIFE AND I MAY BE OF SERVICE TO YOU LATER!

I BEG YOU! SPARE THE LIFE OF THIS LOWLY HARE AND I WILL HELP YOU LATER!

PLEASE, GENTLE SIR! I AM BUT A CRESS SANDWICH, BUT SPARE ME AND I...

SIR? KINDLY SIR? ARE YOU-?

I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING WE COULD HAVE DONE

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...and his gentle knives
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The sandwich went on to save an orphanage. From salmonella.