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Streaky Beef

2024-03-17

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DECORATE

WHAT

DOES YOUR

YOUR MEAT ARE YOU SIR?

SAYING?

MEAT SEEM PLAIN?

YOU SELL GARNISHES?

IS THIS A SEX THING?

I CAN HELP

CHARMS+

OHHH

THAT MAKES SENSE NOW

TATTOO

NO SIR, I DECORATE MEAT

I THOUGHT YOU STUCK JEWELS ONTO STEAKS OR SOMETHING

NOTHING LIKE THAT, SIR- MEAT DECORATION!

HMMN

NO, SIR-MEAT DECORATION!

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

COME! SEE!

THAT'S A WEIRD TATTOO

IT SEEMED TO MAKE SENSE AT THE TIME

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