Scourge
SUBMIT TO ME
WHAT? YOU'LL TORTURE ME?
THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE THE KIND OF THING I LIKE
WHAT IF I DON'T?
I WILL SHOW YOU SUCH PLEASURES
YOU KNOW WHAT 'GUARANTEE' MEANS, RIGHT?
YES BUT PERVERSELY, YOU WILL LOVE IT!
IT'S A PROMISE WITH CONDITIONS
OKAY FINE!
THAT'S WHY IT'S PERVERSE! YOU'LL LOVE IT!
YEAH, IT'S AN EMPTY FIGURE OF SPEECH
YOU MIGHT SAY "IF YOU DON'T LOVE BEING TORTURED, YOU GET YOUR OLD LIFE BACK PLUS MY HORSE AND JACKET"
THAT'S MY GUARANTEE
lo
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WHAT FORM DOES YOUR GUARANTEE TAKE?
YOU WILL! I GUARANTEE IT!
WHAT?
EH. IT'S OKAY
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FUCK!
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