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A TINY BISCUIT THAT BECOMES A MIRACULOUS CHILD INSIDE YOU!
WHY WOULD I WANT THAT?
I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ADVENTURE- I WAS HOPING FOR SOMETHING USEFUL
00- YOU SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED THAT BEFORE TAKING THE QUEST
EAT IT AND IN NINE MONTHS YOU WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A BABY OF YOUR OWN!
WELL THERE'S THIS ENCHANTED SWORD
YES!
I DUNNO-YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT IT YOURSELF
ONCE UNSHEATHED IT
WILL PUT A MIRACULOUS CHILD INSIDE YOU
UH... WHAT'S WITH THE BABY THING?
000
NINE MONTHS LATER- A BABY OF YOUR OWN
I'M MENTIONING IT NOW. GOT ANY OTHER BOONS?
TO BE HONEST... I WENT TO A REALLY RELIGIOUS SCHOOL. SEX EDUCATION GOT GLOSSED OVER
OOOOH
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- I only believe in the bad kind of miracle
- Tooltip
- I feel like ‘side quest’ would be a good name for a sex position but I’m not sure what the position would be.
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THIS IS
WEIRD, RIGHT?
I PISS OUT
I MEAN...
OF THAT!
IT'S GREAT AND ALL BUT WHO EVEN CAME UP WITH THIS?
WELL YES AND NO- THAT'S WHY SEX EDUCATION IS IMPORTANT, YOU...
YOUUUU...
OH MY GOD! A BABY OF YOUR OWN!
NO WHAT? WAIT, I... I...
NOTHING. TURNS OUT MY OWN SCHOOLING SKIPPED SOME DETAILS
WHAT'S WRONG?
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- What to expect when you’re defying expectations
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- It’s not that I wasn’t told, just that I’m a sex-ed denier