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2021-05-02

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A WICKED BARON RULES US WITH CRUEL EXPLOITATION

I'M DEFINITELY AGAINST CRUEL EXPLOITATION

YES! I'LL TRICK MY WAY INTO A SEX PARTY, GET LOTS OF SEX THEN MURDER THE BARON!

NO NO NO, SEE... THE BARON HAS CRUEL SUCCESSORS

OHHU

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...AND OUTRAGEOUS SEX PARTIES!

RIGHT. SO... JUST TELL ME WHO TO FUCK OR STAB AND I'LL GET ONTO IT

IT'S JUST NOT THAT SIMPLE

SO YOU'LL HELP US?

I'M NOT AFRAID, PEASANT. JUST GIVE ME THE STAB LIST AND THE FUCK LIST

RAHU

THEY'LL BE RAISING

STATUES TO ME IN NO TIME

OKAY

THE FEUDAL SYSTEM ITSELF IS THE PROBLEM!

FIXED EVERYTHING

Alt text
why do evil people throw the best parties?
Tooltip
If somebody's on both lists, I assume I fuck them first?