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stalker

2011-01-16 · 2 pages

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EAT SHIT! LOVE, ASSASSINS

WHERE'S THE APPRENTICE?

NOBODY ENTERS, NOBODY LEAVES. WE HAVE A SITUATION.

I KNOW,

BUT I WON'T BE LONG! I WON'T GO FAR!

YOU CAN GO BACK

I'M GOING TO THE MAGIC CITY!

TO YOUR CHAMBER OR YOU CAN GET HURT

I JUST NEED TO GET TO THE GOLDEN CITY! IT'S RIGHT THERE!

OH, I FORGOT- MAGIC CITY LEFT A MESSAGE THAT IT ISN'T REAL.

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Women in refrigerators
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CSI Middle Earth

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FOR FUCK'S SAKE! WHY ARE YOU FUCKERS FUCKING WITH ME?

HEY-

IT'S OKAY...

YESSS. HE WASS HERE. BUT WE SSHOWED HIM OUR SSSECRET EXXIT

YESS! WE PROMISSSE MANY THINGSS!

THEN I PUNCHED HIS FACE AND KICKED HIM DOWN THE STAIRS

BLEEDING FROM THE HEAD, CAPTAIN

WAS HE INJURED?

WE PROMISSED WE WOULD TELL NO-ONE

"THISSS WILL NOT HURT" ISS OUR FFAVOURITE!

T-T-T-K-P

GOOD WORK

YOU MAY LAUGHH WITHH US IF YOU WISSSH

K-K-KT-K

T-P-P-PK-P

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Decriminalise criminal investigation
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Dust his ass for footprints