the immaculate city

PARDON ME, CONSUL, BUT I WAS WONDERING IF YOU BROUGHT A SPARE MONSTER

IN CASE

SOMETHING HAPPENS TO THE FIRST ONE

NO NO NOOO- WHY WOULD I NEED TO IF HOME IS CLOSER THAN CHASTITY?

...RIGHT.

WHAT I'M ASKING IS DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER MONSTER? WITH YOU?

ALL THE LOVELY BEASTS OF VANORVA ARE RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE

OOOOH NO.

OKAY, GREAT- CAN I SEE YOUR OTHER MONSTERS?

WELL, THAT'S THE QUESTION,

ISN'T IT?

THE GOLDEN SPIRES OF VANORVA ARE FURTHER THAN YOU COULD EVER TRAVEL

YOU MEAN THOSE GOLDEN SPIRES? THAT'S WHERE YOU KEEP YOUR MONSTERS?

OOOOH, PRECIOUS BOY! NEVER GIVE UP YOUR WONDROUS JEWEL!

BUT CLOSER THAN YOU DARE TO DREAM

PURITY. RECTITUDE. RESTRAINT.

YOU SEE

THE ENCHANTED CITY BECAUSE, LIKE ME, YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO REMAIN A VIRGIN

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

BLOWJOBS DON'T COUNT