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2025-06-15

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OH LORD, PLEASE LET THE WESTBRIDGE UNICORNS WIN THE FINAL

LORD, GRANT THE HALTFORD CHIMERAS VICTORY

UNICORNS CHIMERAS

MHH THI

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HL TH

THL T

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ARE YOU SICK OF GOD LISTENING TO IDIOTS INSTEAD OF YOU?

IT'S LOOKING LIKE THE CHIMERAS

WE'VE GATHERED HUNDREDS OF ORPHANED CHILDREN!

THEY'LL PRAY FOR WHATEVER, FOR SIXTEEN HOURS A DAY!

THANK YOU GOD! THANK YOU X'THARR'S GRACE FACTORY!

:( /w

GOD CAN'T RESIST THAT MANY ORPHANS!

OH LORD PLEASE LET X'THARR EXPLODE FOR NO REASON

VISIT X'THARR'S GRACE FACTORY!

WHAT WAS THAT?

NOTHING

Alt text
rival factory opens but with puppies
Tooltip
God loves orphans 'cause he hates rival parents