Callithump
I'LL SLAY YOUR MONSTER IN RETURN FOR A PARADE
BUT ALL THE PLANNING THAT GOES INTO A PARADE?
THINK LOCATIONS AND CAST. FUCKING AND NON-FUCKING ROLES
WHAT'S THE NARRATIVE THROUGH- LINE?
PITCH ME A FUCK!
AND WHEN I SAY 'PARADE' I MEAN SEX
PUT THAT INTO THE FUCK
TO BE HONEST, I ALREADY SLEW THE MONSTER
HOW ABOUT A BLOWJOB AND A BOWL OF SOUP?
I THOUGHT OF THIS ON THE WAY BACK
COSTUMES! MUSIC! FOOD!
YAAAY!
WHAT'S YOUR BUDGET AND OBJECTIVE?
IF I LIKE THE SOUND OF IT I'LL SLAY YOUR MONSTER
THIS IS REALLY GOOD SOUP
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