spatchcock
JUST A WARNING- I'M SO GOOD AT SEX YOU MIGHT TURN INTO A SWAN
YEAH, NOBODY BELIEVES IT WILL HAPPEN TO THEM
THAT'S NOT A REAL THING
JUST DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU
HOW DO I TURN BACK?
OH MY GOD, I'M...
SERIOUSLY, THOUGH-HOW GOOD WAS THAT SEX?
WHAT AM I? A SWAN EXPERT?
I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT
- Alt text
- hornithology
- Tooltip
- I turn into a swan by day and a different swan at night