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2023-08-20

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ADVENTURE ROPE!

WHY'S IT SO EXPENSIVE?

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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

SO IMAGINE YOU'RE CLIMBING TO ESCAPE A HORDE OF FIENDS

YOU'VE LOST THE PSYCHOLOGICAL EDGE AND THEY KILL YOU!

'CAUSE IT'S RATED FOR ADVENTURE!

BUT THE FIENDS GO "00- THIS IS JUST ROPE FOR TYING UP COWS"

I THINK THIS IS

WON'T HAPPEN IF YOU INVEST IN ADVENTURE ROPE

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BDSM ROPE

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Wow! This rope is so fine it’s kind of just string
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I tried hog-tying a hog but it seemed really inappropriate