Slut Virus
THE SLUTS HAVE THE BUILDING SURROUNDED! WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT OUT OF HERE!
DON'T PANIC! WE'LL THROW THEM THESE DILDOS- LET THEM FUCK THEMSELVES OUT
SHEEEEIT!
THEY'RE DONE WITH VANILLA SEX, BUT NOW THEY'RE GETTING WEIRD WITH IT
IS THAT GUY CUNNILINGING HIS DEAD GRANDMOTHER IN A PIT OF OFFAL?
THEY'LL SOON GROW TIRED OF SLUTTING AND GET JOBS AND FAMILIES!
DAMN YOU, SLUTS AND YOUR ABILITY TO KEEP IT FRESH IN THE BEDROOM!
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- turns out a retrovirus isn't what it sounds like.
- Tooltip
- We only have to hold them off 'til dawn. That's when the after-party starts.