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2012-08-19

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FAIR LADY, PLEASE TELL ME YOUR

NAME!

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIKE IT

"PRINCESS FATHERFUCKER"

UH...

SORRY?

A WHAT?

So... YOU DON'T FUCK YOUR FATHER?

I MUST KNOW!

HEH. APPELLO- MANCERS. FUCK 'EM, HEY?

AN EVIL APPELLOMANCER CALLED ME THAT

NAME WIZARD. DON'T MESS WITH THEM OR THEY'LL CALL YOU SOMETHING HURTFUL

WHO DARES TO MALIGN THE NAME OF APPELLOMANCY? IS IT YOU, CAPTAIN COCKSTINK?

WELL, UH... YES. BUT IT ONLY STARTED HAPPENING BECAUSE OF THE NAME

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DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT!

ALSO, WASH YOUR FILTHY COCK. HAVE SOME PRIDE.

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Anyone who tries to give you a new name is suspect. Your parents, for example.