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2025-12-07

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THE COMET SHINING IN OUR SKIES- WHAT DOES IT PORTEND?

LET ME DIVE INTO THE ENDLESS WELL OF DESTINY

PERHAPS I'LL TELL YOU... IF YOU SUCK MY DICK

I SHALL CONSULT THE STARS!

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THE KING WOULD KNOW THE MEANING OF THE COMET

WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE A PENIS?

APPARENTLY THE COMET IS AN ATTENTION- SEEKING IDIOT. JUST IGNORE IT

WHY ARE YOU SUNBURNED?

'CAUSE I'M A SCORPIO. DUH

DESTINY

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everyon'e a water sign 'til I dry the chart out.
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I don’t think of myself as a starfucker, I’m more a starfluffer.