Goat

OOOOH

GOD OF ALL TITS

WHAAAAT? TITS DON'T NEED TO BE MORE EXCITING

YET WE KEEP LOSING FOLLOWERS TO THE TEMPLE OF BUTTS

SO MY IDEA- WHAT IF IT'S NOT ALWAYS TITS?

I'VE GOT AN IDEA HOW TO MAKE TITS MORE EXCITING

IT'S USUALLY TITS! NINETY-NINE PERCENT OF THE TIME!

TITS MAKE OTHER THINGS EXCITING

BUT SOMETIMES THE BRA COMES OFF...

I KNOW! DESPITE THE SMELL

AND POW! IT'S FLESHY PANGOLINS!

WHAT IN THE GREAT ZIGGURAT OF FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

OR IT'S HUGE PREHENSILE DICKS!

THEY LEAP OUT AND STEAL YOUR SILVERWARE!

THE DICKS SHOOT HOT GRAVY INTO YOUR EYES!

WHO WOULD WANT THAT?

NOBODY! THAT'S THE POINT!

SO WHEN IT IS TITS YOU'RE REALLY HAPPY TO SEE THEM

...YEAH, ALRIGHT

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SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER!

I MEAN, NO REAL SURPRISES

YEAH, KEEP THINKING THAT

ONE OF THESE DAYS...