Salvage
ANY SAILOR YOU FIND WASHED UP ON A BEACH, YOU CAN KEEP
SERIOUSLY, I WAS SUNBATHING. LET ME GO
WELL, KIDNAPPING IS AGAINST THE LAW OF THE LAND
OOOO! LAND-SEA DEADLOCK!
LAW OF THE AIR SAYS TAKE ALL YOU CAN. HE'S YOURS.
LAW OF THE SEA
THAT'S NOT THE LAW OF THE AIR IT'S JUST A TALKING SEAGULL
NU-UH. LAW OF THE SEA
TALKING SEAGULL
LAWYER,
BITCH
WE NEED LAW-OF-THE-AIR FOR THE DECIDER
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A SEAGULL LAWYER!
WOOP!
THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE THINKS. I LITERALLY GET AWAY WITH MURDER
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