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Prognostication

2017-07-23

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IT IS PROPHESIED... A HOT WARRIOR WOMAN IN A TINY METAL BIKINI WILL TOPPLE THE MONSTROUS TYRANT

OKAY, YES... THAT IS A PROPHECY

FROM GORATH THE WISE HIMSELF!

TRUE, BUT WELL... THERE'S A BUNCH OF PROPHECIES FROM WHEN HE WAS FOURTEEN

SO... THE FLYING TITTY SHARK BLOOD

MONSTER?

...ISN'T QUITE SO REAL AS IT SEEMS IN HIS SKETCHBOOKS

OH. WELL THIS IS AWKWARD

NO NO- EASY MISTAKE

000

AND WE DON'T TAKE THEM TERRIBLY LITERALLY

FFT. GORATH.

EXPLOITING GIRLS

LIKE THAT

ALSO, I HATE THAT YOU GET TO MEET ALL THESE BABES AND I DON'T

I KNOW, SIRE

THANKS. SORRY

INDEED, SIRE

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some monsters are hard to buy lingerie for
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do you smell blood in the water or is it just me?