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2010-10-10

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YOU HAVE SAVED US FROM THE BANDITS- COME CLAIM YOUR REWARD.

THE POSTER SAID 'GOLD'. COCK ISN'T AN ACCEPTABLE SUBSTITUTE

UH... THE TOWN IS POOR

IF YOU'RE NOT INTO COCK, I CAN GET SOMEBODY ELSE FOR YOU. WHAT'S YOUR TYPE?

I'M AFTER A HOT WOMAN- VOLUPTUOUS- HEAD IS A BIG BAG OF FREAKEN GOLD!

OH LOOK! SHE'S JUST BEHIND THIS TREE!

I AM TOTALLY HOT AND FISCAL FOR YOU!

LICK MY HARD CASH!

THE TOWN IS FLAMMABLE.

MMN- LET'S SEE...

SHIIIIIT. HOPE I STILL GET PAID.

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anything described as 'its own reward' is probably worth avoiding
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I often give myself little rewards. Some call it 'stealing'