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2010-10-03

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WE HAVE NO MONEY BUT YOUR HELP MUST NOT GO UNREWARDED- LIE WITH ME TONIGHT.

NO-THE PRIDE OF MY PEOPLE DICTATES- WE MUST FUCK.

BUT... PLEASE... BE GENTLE. BEAR IN MIND THE LIMITS OF MY FRAME.

THAT REALLY ISN'T NECESSARY

THAT'S TERRIBLY DECENT OF YOU.

I... CAN'T TELL YOU HOW GLAD I AM TO SEE THAT!

YOU WERE GOING TO... SERIOUSLY... THAT PRIDE'S GOING TO GET YOU PEOPLE KILLED.

HEY! GET OUT OF HERE! BIT OF PRIVACY, PLEASE.

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take your shoes off first.
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maintaining the popular 2:1 legs-to-cocks ratio