rattleplank
SO YOU NEED TO SPIN ALL THIS STRAW INTO GOLD BY SUNRISE
THIS IS SO DUMB- NON-KIDNAPPERS DON'T HAVE MAGIC POWERS
COULD I FIGHT SOMEBODY INSTEAD?
IT'S A TRIAL!
TO PROVE YOU DIDN'T DO THE KIDNAPPING
OH NO!
IS IT ONE OF THOSE TRIALS?
IF YOU'RE INNOCENT GOD WILL DO A MIRACLE OR SOMETHING
FFT. IF IT'S KIDS YOU WANT, I'VE GOT 20 CHAINED UP IN MY BASEMENT
I COULD DO THE TASK IN RETURN FOR YOUR FIRST-BORN CHILD!
YOU CAN HAVE
YOUR PICK
E
NO! SPIN GOLD! THAT'S THE TRIAL! WOW! I'M HONESTLY QUITE SURPRISED
YEAH, WELL
DID YOU JUST DO
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME
AIR QUOTES WHEN
YOU SAID CATS?
I HAVE TO GO HOME AND FEED MY CATS
NO... MY FINGERS ARE JUST STIFF FROM SPINNING
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- trial by undertaking
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- Rumpelstiltskin can turn straw to gold but not fix his infertility problem. Hobgoblin science, eh?