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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! I'M THE CHOSEN ONE IN THE PROPHECY!
I'M SAVING THE ACTUAL WORLD HERE!
OOOOH,
SWORD'S STILL 500 GOLD
I'M WARNING YOU-
WHY DIDN'T
YOU SAY?
500 GOLD
YOU'RE BLUFFING
I'M TAKING THE SWORD! DON'T TRY TO STOP ME!
PUT IT BACK, KID
YOU'RE
NOT MY
DAD!
THEN AFTER THAT THE BOOK IS JUST BLANK PAGES
STEP OUT THAT DOOR AND GET A CROSSBOW OF ANNIHILATION TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD
THAT'S WEIRD, RIGHT? WHY EVEN WRITE THAT PROPHECY DOWN?
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