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Pseudopods

2017-03-19

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I'M SEXY-UGLY!

ACTUALLY, YOU'RE MORE HORRIFIC- UGLY

THOSE ARE UNHOLY POLYPS OF FLESH YOU'VE EXTRUDED

BUT ON THE OTHER HAND...

WANNA FUCK?

FFT ALL YOUR FRIENDS THINK I'M TOTALLY HOT

ARANDAR! NO! WAIT!

NOT MY ACTUAL FRIENDS

AW, ARANDAR'S A GOOD GUY

...I HAVE ALWAYS FANCIED ARANDAR THE ELF

IN FACT, HERE HE IS NOW MAKING OUT WITH HIS OWN POLYP!

HE'LL FORGIVE YOU

STOP IT- I'M NOT IN THE MOOD

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they look a lot like real pods
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make Lovecraft not warcraft