Do not clean
NOW THE GENIE IS TRAPPED FOREVER, UNLESS SOMEBODY RUBS THE LAMP
THAT'S A TERRIBLE
SECURITY
MEASURE
OOOH-LIKE GETTING FUCKED BY A BUFFALO WHILE SUCKING THE LAMP!
HOW ABOUT STAND ON ONE LEG WITH YOUR SHIRT ON BACKWARD AND RUB THE LAMP?
NO DEAL! IT'S BUFFALO FUCKING!
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MAKE IT SOMETHING YOU WOULDN'T DO BY ACCIDENT
IMBECILES! NO WISHES!
10-0
SQUIKA SQUIKKA SQUIT SQUIK
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AND IF I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE GENIE, IT'S YOU THAT FUCKS THE BUFF!
WHY MUST YOU RUIN EVERYTHING?
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