Fortress of the Prude King
YOU DON'T HAVE PERMISSION TO THINK ABOUT ME AS YOU WANK!
WHAT?
DON'T DO IT! DON'T SEXIFY ME FOR YOUR SHAMEFUL PLEASURES!
WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
WELL I'M NOT LIKE THAT
I DON'T SEE HOW I CAN PROVE THIS-
WELL... YOU SEEM TRUSTWORTHY
DVC
THAT'S WHAT YOU'D SAY IF
YOU WERE!
BUT I PROMISE I WILL NEVER THINK OF YOU WHILE MASTURBATING
I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE, YOU CREEPY LITTLE POLYP-POPPERS
FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
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- Nice pseudopods. Are they real?
- Tooltip
- I’m lawful-horny, you’re neutral-prissy. It would never work between us