A Likely Story

OH GOD YES I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW WET MY PUSSY IS RIGHT NOW

IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE? YYYYY

NO IT'S A SEX FANTASY

THAT JUST DOESN'T FEEL PLAUSIBLE

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IT'S A FUCKING

SEX FANTASY

WE'RE SOOO DESPERATE TO FUCK THAT IT HURTS

I KNOW, BUT

I JUST DON'T

BUY IT

WHERE WE'RE OBSESSED BY YOUR THICK MEATY COCK

OKAY, WE WERE ALREADY AROUSED BUT THEN WE HEARD YOUR COCK IS FULL OF DIAMONDS

THAT'S EVEN LESS REALISTIC!

I'M NOT SAYING IT'S TRUE- JUST THAT WE HEARD IT

WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU?

AND YOU BELIEVED

OUR SOURCE SEEMED

WHO WAS YOUR SOURCE?

WHAT

WAS

THAT?

CREDIBLE

THAT?

DID SOMEONE SAY 'SCRUTINY'? 'COS I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS! I'M HERE FOR THE DICK DIAMONDS!

NAH, I'LL FUCK THE RACCOON- HE JUST SEEMS... ATTAINABLE

SHUT UP, RACCOON- YOU'RE NOT HELPING

I AM SOOO IN YOUR LEAGUE

A GIANT TALKING RACCOON, OKAY?

THIS ISN'T A DETAILED FANTASY, SO YEAH-IT COMES APART UNDER SCRUTINY

I HEAR THEY'VE GOT OPENINGS IN NIGHTMARES

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OOO! I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THOSE!