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Pinkeye

2017-11-26

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YOU HAVE SUCH BEAUTIFUL EYES

WHAT? NO

NO IT

ISN'T

SURE IT IS, YOU DIRTY LITTLE SKULL-TEASE

HANG ON- YOU WANT ME TO STICK MY PENIS IN YOUR EYE?

THANKS! WANNA FUCK

MMN. MISLEADING

ONE OF THEM? TO MENTION IT, THEN

REALLY POUND IT! LEMME HEAR THAT EYEBALL POPPING

THIS IS WEIRD! WE SHOULDN'T DO THIS!

DO YOU EVER FOLLOW THROUGH ON YOUR PROMISES?

...AND

IT'LL DEFINITELY

GROW BACK?

...ACTUALLY, I DON'T REALLY KNOW

DEEP AND HARD

YOU SAID YOU'D DONE THIS BEFORE!

DON'T BE A PUSSY

YEAH, IT TOTALLY...

I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO THINK I WAS INEXPERIENCED

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none of my greatest mistakes seemed all that great at the time.
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Use barrier protection when fucking any body part that shoots blood.