Andrology
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ONCE THE BURNS HAVE HEALED, YOU'LL DEFINITELY FIND THE WARTS ARE GONE
WHEN WILL I BE ABLE TO USE MY HANDS?
ACTUALLY I WAS THINKING HOW DO I WORK?
NONONO. JERKING OFF IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT
MMMN. YES. HOW WILL YOU JERK OFF?
THAT ISN'T
I... YOU...
YOU DON'T
TRUE
GET TO TELL ME WHAT'S TRUE!
YOU DON'T GET TO MAKE SHIT UP!
YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MEDICINE!
YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BALLS!
IF YOU GO THREE DAYS WITHOUT COMING, YOUR BALLS EXPLODE
THAT'S IT! MILKING ROOM!
WHAT?
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- pathology. not just for paths.
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- Clinical studies reveal that clinical studies can't be trusted
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FFT-OF COURSE THEY'LL EXPLODE IF YOU KEEP STROKING ME THE WHOLE TIME
OOO! SO YOU ADMIT THAT I'M RIGHT?
NO
IN
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- hospital-strength lube
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- If you're going to keep your clients waiting, it's pretty smart to call them 'patients'
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DAY 2
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THAT WAS TOTALLY UNPROFESSIONAL
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING
WE'LL HAVE TO START OVER, YOU REALISE
BUT IT'S SO BORING!
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- I'm just gonna take your temperature.
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- this would only be inappropriate doctor-patient behavior if it was in work hours.
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- trick or treatment
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- those aren't bedsores- this is more a table.
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DAY 32
POORFFA
8 P
OH MY GOD- I OWE YOU SUCH AN APOLOGY
FUUCK! THAT'S... THIS IS A FLAWLESS VICTORY FOR MEDICINE!
FUUUUCK, THIS IS A DRAW FOR MEDICINE, I GUESS
I SEE NO OTHER WAY TO CALL IT
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- you might feel a prick
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- all this talk of disease is pretty morbid