Penitence
THE CHURCH IS REALLY CHANGING WITH THE TIMES!
WE STRUCK 'VANITY' OFF THE LIST OF SINS AND BUILT A WORKOUT ROOM
THIS IS WHAT SELF-FLAGELLATION LOOKS LIKE NOW!
'LUST' IS ALSO OFF THE SIN LIST
HIGH-CUT AND FIGURE-HUGGING, THEY PUT INSUFFERABLE ITCHES IN ALL THE PLACES GOD HATES THE MOST
DON'T SCRATCH. YOU'LL JUST MAKE IT WORSE
TAKE THE PAIN
WHO'S
THE HOLIEST?
JUST IN TIME FOR THE NEW SEASON'S HAIR SHIRTS
OKAY, YOU TWO, LET'S TAKE IT TO THE PRE-CONFESSION
BOOTH
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- I put depilatory cream on my hair shirt but I can still see it.