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Never Surrender

2015-10-04 · 2 pages

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YOU CALL THIS SEX? I FEEL NOTHING!

600

HAVE YOU EVEN STARTED YET?

HA HAA HAAA! WHAT IS THAT? A TINY GNAT'S ARM?

YOU THINK YOU'RE MAKING ME SQUIRT BYRAAARG

BUT YOU'RE NOT- I JUHUURUHUH

80

...I JUST HAVE A VERY SWEATY VULVA

Alt text
Pride is the harshest lubricant
Tooltip
Never back down! If you want to get off a ladder, keep going up 'til you're on the ground.

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IF YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING WOULD YOU ADMIT IT?

I WOULDN'T

BE WRONG

OKAY, HEADS

IN THE FIRST PLACE

OR TAILS?

TAAAILS

I...

SAID...

TAILS! TAILS!

TAILS!

TAILS! TAILS!

TAILS! TAILS!

TAILS!

IS IT TAILS YET?

TAILS!

060

YES. YES, IT'S TAILS NOW

NEVER

BE WRONG. THAT'S THE SECRET OF BEING RIGHT

Alt text
if you surrender by accident, declare a new war immediately
Tooltip
'Reach for the sky' is for pussies. Threaten the sky til it comes to you.