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2021-08-08

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OCHRE JELLY? EASY! SPRINKLE A MIXTURE OF BLEACH AND SALT IN THE CREATURE'S PATH!

THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT THE ORCS, HACKMASTER

UH, SO... CONFESSION TIME. BLEACH AND SALT IS ALL I HAVE

UUUUGH.

YOU DON'T HAVE A 'BRING THE RIGHT BACKPACK HACK?

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THAT'S NOT A HACK! THAT'S

JUST CHECKING!

AA!

YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO...

I BROUGHT THE WRONG BACKPACK BY ACCIDENT

STRUGGLING TO MEET YOUR REPAYMENTS?

TRY BEING DRAGGED OFF BY AN OCHRE JELLY!

AT LEAST HE WENT DOWN HACKING

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Ochre jelly. Not to be confused with okra slime.