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2021-08-15

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HAAAAA! LOOK AT US GO!

OOH, A BOOK THAT OPENS MAGICALLY

PRETTY HACKNEYED. WHAT'S THE

STORY?

IT STARTS WITH YOU SAYING THIS IS PRETTY HACKNEYED

CHECK OUT THE ILLUSTRATIONS! OUR BOOBS ARE HUGE!

AS A FRAMING DEVICE FOR A STORY

UGH. SO JUST A STRING OF CLICHÉS

OH NO! WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY AN OCTOPUS!

NO, IN REAL LIFE

THE BOOK REALLY SKIPPED THIS IN FAVOUR OF ALL THE FEMDOM

THE END

WHAT?

WHERE?

SHUT UP OCTOPUS

Alt text
disrespect magic books, get papercuts
Tooltip
Magical self-opening books no longer available through amazon- they get claustrophobic