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2018-06-10

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HOT NIGHT-FANCY SIR?

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I BEG YOUR PARDON?

GOSH! I'D LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE, PLEASE!

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND- SHE'S... SHE'S DEAD NOW

GET SOME ACTION

FOR AN AFFORDABLE FEE,

WHILE YOU SLEEP? I CONJURE THE EROTIC DREAM

OF YOUR CHOOSING!

UH, YOU CAN LITERALLY HAVE ANYONE. WHY NOT TRY SOMEBODY NEW?

AW, THAT'S SWEET. EXPECT HER TONIGHT

FOR FUCKS' SAKE! I WANTED HER TO BE ALIVE IN THE DREAM!

NO REFUNDS

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Night errors
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Can I be somebody better than me in the dream?