Mood lighting

AT THE TEMPLE OF SHE WHO WIGGLES, WE BELIEVE BAD PEOPLE COME FROM BAD SEX

I MEAN IT JUST STANDS TO REASON, RIGHT?

AND WELL... WE NOTICED YOU HAVING HUMDRUM SEX

BUT DON'T WORRY!

WE'RE HERE NOW!

WE WILL! AS SOON AS WE'VE SPICED UP YOUR LOVE LIFE!

DISGUISES! THE GATEWAY TO INFIDELITY!

LATEX FETISH STARTER KIT!

PLEASE GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE

A MASSAGE DOESN'T HAVE TO TURN INTO SEX

DID YOU KNOW IT'S FISTING FOR BEGINNERS WEEK?

BUT IF IT DOESN'T YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

HAVE YOU TRIED TALKING

DIRTY?

YOU BLOSSOMING FRENULUM FUNGUS

ACTUALLY, NONE OF THOSE WORDS WERE SWEARS

SEXY MUU-SIIIC... SEXY MUUU-SIIIC...

HOT SEX GAME! NOW WITH FIGURINES!

FuckQUEST

SUCK A FROZEN SHIT, CUNT FLAPS!

IS IT BECAUSE THE FIGURINES AREN'T PAINTED?

GOD, MY EYESIGHT IS TERRIBLE

BUT YOU MASTURBATE SO MUCH!

YEAH, I THINK IT'S JUST A MYTH THAT IT IMPROVES YOUR VISION