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2012-01-08

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I HAVE COME TO WOO CAMILLE, THE WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

MY GOD! YOU DIDN'T HEAR? CAMILLE WAS EATEN BY A CROCODILE!

WELL, TECHNICALLY THEN, THAT CROCODILE IS THE WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

SO I WILL SEDUCE... THE CROCODILE!

UNTIL THEY HOLD THE COMPETITION AGAIN NEXT YEAR

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she mistook it for her suitcase.
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please remove your winner's sash before heading to the swamp- they present a choking hazard for wildlife